Excerpt and Giveaway: F**ok, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy by Lance Lansdale

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Unique Excerpt

Simply earlier than midnight, my doorbell rings. Nobody ever comes over this late. Truthfully, except for Tatum, nobody ever comes over in any respect. Uri’s by no means knocked on my door. Positive, he’s stood outdoors my window a number of occasions, holding numerous life-threatening objects, however he’s by no means knocked on my door or rang the bell.

The second the door is open, Uri rushes in, wrapping each palms round my throat and squeezing tight. He shoves me towards the wall and leans in till our noses contact. If I’m being sincere, it feels good to have him take management like this. I virtually want he’d executed so on the cemetery, again once I was nonetheless breaking. 

“I’m not going to let you know this once more,”he growls in his acquainted means. “Should you ever run off from me like that once more, I’ll take a handsaw to your throat. You fucking hear me?”

It’s all I can do to maintain myself from swooning. “Daddy,” I croak, my voice tough from his grip. When he hears my gravelly voice, he loosens the maintain he has on my neck.

“I ain’t your fucking Daddy. Now, I’m solely saying this as soon as, so that you higher hear, and also you higher fucking hear properly.” His lips are so near mine, all I must do is pucker them, and we’d be kissing. I don’t although. Uri instructed me to hear, and that’s what I plan to do. “I’m coming over tomorrow afternoon. After I do, I’m tying you to the mattress—” I whimper. I strive to not, however I can’t assist it. “Minimize the homosexual shit out. That’s not how I meant it, and you recognize it.”

“I feel you probably did,”I say, forcing a smile, however he simply rolls his eyes.

“Like I used to be saying—I’m coming over right here tomorrow, tying you to your mattress, after which I’m burning you alive.”

God. How does he know all the proper issues to say? It’s like he simply is aware of me. Like he is aware of what it takes to drag me out of my troubled headspace. When he loosens his grip and steps away, he narrows his eyes.

“What?”

Although his glare doesn’t fade, he blushes brightly. “The swimsuit you have been carrying.”

“Yeah?”He clears his throat. “To procure it for me?”

“For our date.”

He darts his eyes away and nods. “It appeared good. I favored the pink factor within the pocket.”

“I believed you’ll. Did you suppose I appeared cute?”

“In fact not,” he says, though his head is nodding. He takes a step again, towards the door, and I’m pleased with myself for not working to him and tackling him, simply so I can cuddle up shut. “Don’t put on it tomorrow. It’s a pleasant swimsuit. Don’t wish to break it once I burn you alive.”

Blurb

SCOTTY
My boyfriend’s been making an attempt to kill me for weeks. Properly, I suppose he’s my boyfriend. I imply, we’ve by no means formally been launched, however he’s at all times standing within the shadows, watching me. That must be an excellent signal, proper? The primary time I noticed him, he was hunched down in my bushes, aiming a rifle at my coronary heart. He’s turned up with a brand new weapon each night time since. As enjoyable as our foolish little sport of Homicide Daddy could also be, I’m getting uninterested in having to steal my stalker-slash-boyfriend’s affection by disarming him and utilizing his personal weapons towards him.

BRODY
I’ve acquired to get my head within the sport. As my company’s high murderer, I’ve killed my fair proportion of males. When Senator Levinson positioned his son on my hitlist, I figured it could be a one-and-done. Each time our paths cross, he winds up getting the higher hand. The issues he makes me do as soon as he’s pried a gun or a knife out of my hand are downright wicked, and for some purpose, I can’t carry myself to cease it from taking place. It is senseless. My spouse tells me I want to simply suck it up and get the job executed. My spouse’s boyfriend says I’m candy on the man, which is completely ridiculous. Even when I wished to reap the benefits of our open marriage, I’m not homosexual. This man—this Freakshow—is totally unhinged, and the worst half is, I feel I may be simply as loopy as him.

F**ck, Marry, Kill Me, Daddy is a high-heat, over-the-top, completely UNHINGED, dual-POV, darkish romcom that’s equal components insta-love and insta-lust. Whereas one character is married, it’s an open, polyamorous relationship, and there’s no dishonest between Brody/Scotty or Brody/his spouse. The e book ends with an unique MM HEA.

Bio

Lance Lansdale is the creator of We Burn Lovely and The Househusband’s Information to Home Bliss. He writes swoony romance with an extreme quantity of cuddle scenes.

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