Romantic Occasions Rewind: October 1999 Evaluations

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Smart Podcast Trashy Books Romantic Times RewindOn this week’s podcast episode, we’re trying on the ebook critiques for the October 1999 situation of RT Journal.

Thanks to Mari, the Romance Lady for this situation, and large due to my previous flatbed scanner, getting the job carried out web page after web page.

You too can discover all of the RTRW content material at our class web page for Romantic Occasions Rewind. 

And, most significantly, if you wish to hear and comply with together with this entry, we have now extra element within the audio, however you possibly can click on play and hear and skim and take up all of the visible goodness:

I’m sharing the CW/TW I listed for the episode as a result of WOO are there some YIKES and in addition BIKES on this situation. CW/TW for racism, human trafficking, mentions of stillbirth, ableism, Islamophobia.

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Okay, let’s get began!

We have now a particular visitor for this month’s RT Rewind: Fashionably Evil, aka Alison, gained our Romancing the Vote public sale and is our intrepid and marvelous co-host! Alison picked our situation, October 1999, and wow, it’s simply as bizarre as we’d hoped.

And, as a part of the public sale, we supplied a midroll advert, which we usually don’t run. Alison selected to make use of her midroll to advertise a web site we love and admire, Scarleteen.com.

Alison additionally gained our hearts by making a spreadsheet how the completely different evaluation classes examine on this episodeA Spreadsheet! 

Right here’s the abstract:

A close up of the mean median and mode of the reviews. Historical: Mean of 3.87, median and mode of 4 Mainstream: mean of 3.65, median and mode of 4 Mystery has a mean of 4.09, a median of 4 and a mode of 4.5. Series had a mean of 3.24, and a median and mode of 3.

The truth that thriller got here out on high was a shock, however the desire for historic just isn’t a shock in any respect. They usually do appear to evaluate the collection books extra critically.

The quilt is…there.

Romantic Times october 1999 issue features Samantha James HIS WICKED WAYS which has a background of purple flowers and the whole cover art is that flower image in the background. It's purple and boring.

We’ll speak extra about it within the August 23 episode the place we have a look at the advertisements and options.

Let’s begin with Historic Romance!

I selected this 5 star evaluation for the rewritten re-release of Whitney, My Love by Judith McNaught. Bear in mind when the ebook was up to date and there have been some vital variations? The evaluation is simply effusive.

First published a decade ago WHITNEY, MY LOVE remains a perennial favorite. The magic of the romance between Whitney andClayton has never dimmed and is enhanced in this new, expanded version. The first big historical romance set in the Regency era, WHITNEY, MY LOVE captured readers' attention. The intensely emotional writing tapped into readers' fantasies, making them laugh, cry and remember the joy and magic of falling in love. How do you make a great book better? By adding a longer, more fulfilling ending, and strengthening the characters, delving deeper into their motivations. Now we have a hardcover edition of a classic novel that is as close to perfection as a romance can get. Whitnev Stone is a lovely, if somewhat wild, young woman intent upon winning Paul Severen's heart. Sent to France because of her outlandish behavior, Whitney turns into a stunning woman who longs to return home to see Paul. Her father, however, has bartered her away to the domineering, arrogant and sensual Duke of Claymore. No matter how hard she resists, she is drawn to the Duke. and in the end she learns to fight for his love with courage and intelligence. Few words do adequate justice to WHITNEY; extraordinary, remarkable, triumphant, magical, joyous...none fully express my feelings on this enlarged and yes, even more wonderful romance. SENSUAL (Oct., 577 pp., $19.95)

First revealed a decade in the past WHITNEY, MY LOVE stays a perennial favourite. The magic of the romance between Whitney and Clayton has by no means dimmed and is enhanced on this new, expanded model.

The primary huge historic romance set within the Regency period, WHITNEY, MY LOVE captured readers’ consideration. The intensely emotional writing tapped into readers’ fantasies, making them snigger, cry and bear in mind the enjoyment and magic of falling in love.

How do you make an ideal ebook higher?

By including an extended, extra fulfilling ending, and strengthening the characters, delving deeper into their motivations. Now we have now a hardcover version of a traditional novel that’s as near perfection as a romance can get.

Whitney Stone is a beautiful, if considerably wild, younger lady intent upon profitable Paul Severen’s coronary heart. Despatched to France due to her outlandish conduct, Whitney turns into a shocking lady who longs to return dwelling to see Paul. Her father, nevertheless, has bartered her away to the domineering, boastful and sensual Duke of Claymore. Regardless of how laborious she resists, she is drawn to the Duke. and ultimately she learns to battle for his love with braveness and intelligence.

Few phrases do sufficient justice to WHITNEY; extraordinary, outstanding, triumphant, magical, joyous…none absolutely specific my emotions on this enlarged and sure, much more great romance. SENSUAL (Oct., 577 pp., $19.95)

How do you make an ideal ebook higher? By having the hero not beat the heroine with a driving crop!

And, as Amanda factors out, $20! In 1999!

Alison had a couple of picks, beginning with Powderflash by Sally Odgers:

POWDERFLASH Sally Odgers New Concepts Publishing Setting: 1831 Australia *** In 1831, Garnet Perry arrives in Australia's Sydney Cove on a bride ship, her marriage already arranged. On the dock she meets Jeremiah Gold, who instantly proposes, urging her to abandon her fiance. The kiss he steals makes her worry about more than her reputation. The sometimes crude, often unpleasant manners of the colonists prove consistent with this arrival. What's more, Garnet's fiancé wants to wed that day! Jeremiah Gold, born in Australia and given to its wild manners, can't forget Garnet. Weeks later, her husband is selling her, so he buss her, marries her although she's already married, and takes her to his land. Garnet stays with him because she has no way to make a living.

Settled in 1788, Sydney was originally dominated by convicts and settlers from the fringes of British society. Sally Odgers captures their wild, rebellious manners and achieves a highly interesting setting. This novel is impressively well-written, and choice reading if you like a bit stronger touch of realism than of romance. SENSUAL

The cover for Powderflash showing a shirtless white man being helped to his feet by a white woman in a grey gown by a body of water

Australia: wild, rebellious manners!

Alison additionally needed to debate Vigil Home by Jane Toombs, which has a line that just about grew to become the subtitle for the episode.

VIGIL HOUSE Jane Toombs Starlight Writer Publications Setting: 1800s to 1960s California Previous Titles: Accidental Parents, Baby of Mine The day Tabitha weds Boris Gregory and moves into Vigil House, she learns of the family curse that brings madness, deception and death to the home, killing children in every generation. Suffering from mental illness, Tabitha spirals into madness, believing the curse after her son is stillborn. With her cousin Alicia's help, can she lift the curse and free the Gregorys? Following many conventional Gothic and saga plotlines, Jane Toombs creates a long. winded tale of an ancient curse ruining lives for years to come. VIGIL HOUSE offers few surprises and far too much recycled material from '60s and '70s novels. Long-time readers may reminisce about those "old Gothics." but new readers might find the repetition, slow pace and hints of incest off putting. SWEET

VIGIL HOUSE
Jane Toombs
Starlight Author Publications
Setting: 1800s to Sixties California
Earlier Titles: Unintended Mother and father, Child of Mine

The day Tabitha weds Boris Gregory and strikes into Vigil Home, she learns of the household curse that brings insanity, deception and loss of life to the house, killing kids in each era. Affected by psychological sickness, Tabitha spirals into insanity, believing the curse after her son is stillborn. Together with her cousin Alicia’s assist, can she carry the curse and free the Gregorys?

Following many standard Gothic and saga plotlines, Jane Toombs creates an extended. winded story of an historical curse ruining lives for years to return. VIGIL HOUSE gives few surprises and much an excessive amount of recycled materials from ’60s and ’70s novels. Lengthy-time readers could reminisce about these “previous Gothics.” however new readers would possibly discover the repetition, sluggish tempo and hints of incest off placing. SWEET

“Hints of incest off placing. SWEET.” 

The cover for Vigil House is very small and dim but there's a couple embracing with a white house with pillars in the background

Alas, that’s the one cowl I might discover – sorry for the dimensions.

Alison was additionally struck by this evaluation for Courting Claire ( A ) that was very informative:

COURTING CLAIRE Linda O'Brien Avon *** Setting: 1897 Indiana Previous Tiles: Promised to a Stranger Claire Cavanaugh and Emily her blind sister, are going home. Their father has just died and the family home is to be sold. Claire has learned that her father spent all the money on their education and poor investments. Emily falls on the boat home and is saved by its handsome owner Tyler McCane.

What no one realizes is that Tver is the one set to buy her home, in cahoots with the rich town bully Reginald Boothe. When Tver finds out, he's still reluctant to forego his dream of owning property With the "help" of friends, Claire and Ter are repeatedly thrown together. Tyler playing the seducer and Claire thinking of marriage until she uncovers his true intentions. Mer is so selfish at times that he annoyed this reader, though when Claire faces danger, he begins to wake up to what is really important in his life. Ms. O'Brien gives a thoughtful, although predictable, read with COURTING CLAIRE This reader feels Claire may have deserved better. SENSUAL

“This reader feels Claire could have deserved higher.” I’ve learn a lot of books that left me with that feeling.

Courting Claire is a very old skool cover with a pink gowned white woman with flowing brown hair being lifted into the air by a shirtless white guy with a mullet beneath a pink flowered branch

However try that COVER. I believe they’re gonna fall over, although.

Amanda needed to debate Daring the Satan by Leslie LaFoy ( A ), as a result of “WTF This Sounds Baller:”

DARING THE DEVIL Leslie LaFoy Dell ****½ Setting: 1835 Massachusetts Previous Titles: It Happened one Night, Lady Reckless OMAN, After creating a stir with her time-travel romances, Leslie Lafoy presents a historical I ME? suspense that is a rare and very special tale, combining the chill of a thriller and the passion of a romance. Pickpocket Darcy O'Keefe survives through her skill and her ability to pick an easy mark. But she blunders when she targets handsome Aiden Terrell. Aiden's looking for a guide to the underground world of thieves and low-lifes. When he catches Darcy stealing from him, he blackmails her into leading him around Charlestown in search of a madman who murders for pleasure. Darcy has no idea what kind of web she is entangled within. Why is Aiden hunting the killer? How does she fit into his plans? Plunging deeper into danger as they get closer to catching the killer, they are thrust into a passionate relationship that can lead to salvation or death.

Merge Silence of the Lambs with a heady romance and vou have some idea of Leslie LaFoy's feat in DARING THE DEVIL. It may not be for every reader, but fans of thrillers and psychological suspense will be more than satisfied. Leslie Lafoy breaks new ground as she casts a spell that won't let you go. SENSUAL

Daring the Devil is a photograph cover with a woman with big curly blonde hair and a red off the shoulder dress backlit by the Touched by an Angel light, being embraced by a white guy with a mullet, a white shirt, and a CAPE with a ship in the background

A Mullet, a Cape, and a BACKLIGHT? NICE.

In Inspirational romance, Alison picked The Choice by Gayle Roper ( A ), which bought 4.5 stars, GOLD:

Contemporary THE DECISION Gayle Roper Multnomah/Palisades ****½G "Forgiveness is Top Picks IMES a gif." Rose says to the man she loves. "You can't earn it. It's a gift, whether it's mine to you or God's to you. "Yet Rose Martin can't forgive herself. A home care nurse and EM'T, she funnels that guilt into her health care service, hoping to perhaps prevent a tragedy like the one which claimed the lives of her loved ones. Despite what his feisty friend claims, Amish Jake Zook is not convinced that God's grace has no strings attached. He's grown up believing a person has to earn God's favor. Recently paralyzed, Jake wrestles with his belief that he is only half of a man. He's also afraid he can't protect the woman he dares not love from the murderer stalking her. Gayle Roper creates an engaging mystery filled with romance and tender spiri-tuality. But THE DECISION also packs a powerful punch as her endearing characters come to terms with love and reconciliation. Set in Lancaster Countv, the author's attention to detail shines in her portraval of the Plain People. THE DECISION is one of the best novels I've reviewed to date.

The Decision is a beige-washed picture of a tree with an oval showing a photograph of a woman in a red sleeveless sweater and a blonde braid over her shoulder smiling at a white dude in a blue shirt.

That’s a canopy.

I took a more in-depth have a look at Hope: Brides of the West by Lori Copeland ( A ) as a result of it has an OUTSTANDING character identify:

Historical HOPE (BRIDES OF THE WEST SERIES) Lori Copeland Tindale Heart Quest *** Kidnapped! That was the last thing Hope Kallahan expected when she set out from her aunt's home in Michigan for Kentucky in 1872 to meet her intended. She'd planned to be the perfect mail-order bride_ John Jacob's dream come true. Instead she ends up in the hands of a bumbling gang of bandits who have mistaken her for the daughter of a famous senator. Luckily, gang member Grunt Lawson is

actually Dan Sullivan, an undercover agent for the U.S. government. He's immediately taken with the feisty and slightly arrogant Miss Kallahan, who he realizesis not the senator's daughter. As the gang bumbles its way to extortion, Dan and Hope escape But as they become closer, Hope is thrown into a quandary. She's falling in love with the handsome lawman. Then the couple lands in the middle of a family feud with the Davidson Gang still in hot pursuit. Although the supporting characters are quirky, they're a bit too foolish to be believed. And this reviewer wished for more depth and a little less moralizing. Still, the third book in the Brides of the West series is an entertaining read, and Lori Copeland includes a good spiritual take-away.

GRUNT. Grunt Lawson. His undercover identify is GRUNT. However his actual identify is Dan.

HOPE - a soft focus image of a sunset over a lake with gold red and green

GRUNT. GRUNT.

On this situation, there are Audiobook critiques! However they appear to be principally abridged as a result of the run time is round 3 hours for many of them.

How do you make the choice what to chop for an abridged audiobook? That job should have been actually laborious!

Amanda chosen the audiobook evaluation for The Unbiased Spouse by Linda Howard ( A ):

Contemporary Romance THE INDEPENDENT WIFE Linda Howard DH Audio **: Sallie Jerome is living the life of her dreams. In the seven years since she was suddenly deserted by her famous TV-journalist husband, Rhy Baines. she has totally reinvented herself and settled into a successful career as news reporter for a major national magazine. Life just couldn't be better--until Rhy buys the magazine. She tries to avoid him and keep her job, but when he recognizes her, the pressure is on. He wants her--not as a journalist, but as a stay-at-home wife and he's willing to exert any pressure, any power, to get his way. Although still physically attracted to him, Sallie has other ideas. An excellent reader can make a nondescript story entertaining, so I'm suspicious of books on tape. Even as I enjoy them, I'm acutely aware of the unusual difficulty of responsibly evaluating them as printed matter. And Paula Parker is a superb reader. But once the pressure is on and Sallie is slowly pushed to her limits, the listener is swept into a world of adventure as Rhy is forced to take Sallie along on the biggest story of the year. Be careful if you're driving while listening-_-you may arrive at your destination and wonder how you got there. (Running time 3 hrs., $7.99)

Modern Romance
THE INDEPENDENT WIFE
Linda Howard
DH Audio
****
Sallie Jerome resides the lifetime of her desires. Within the seven years since she was all of a sudden abandoned by her well-known TV-journalist husband, Rhy Baines. she has completely reinvented herself and settled right into a profitable profession as information reporter for a serious nationwide journal.
Life simply couldn’t be higher–till Rhy buys the journal. She tries to keep away from him and preserve her job, however when he acknowledges her, the stress is on. He desires her–not as a journalist, however as a stay-at-home spouse and he’s prepared to exert any stress, any energy, to get his means. Though nonetheless bodily drawn to him, Sallie has different concepts.
A wonderful reader could make a nondescript story entertaining, so I’m suspicious of books on tape. Whilst I take pleasure in them, I’m conscious about the weird problem of responsibly evaluating them as printed matter. And Paula Parker is an excellent reader.
However as soon as the stress is on and Sallie is slowly pushed to her limits, the listener is swept right into a world of journey as Rhy is compelled to take Sallie alongside on the most important story of the yr. Watch out in the event you’re driving whereas listening-_-you could arrive at your vacation spot and marvel how you bought there. (Operating time 3 hrs., $7.99)

Abandoned by her husband, who then buys her paper and turns into her boss, and he desires her to be a keep at dwelling spouse, however he’s ‘compelled’ to take her alongside on project, when she’s a profitable reporter? What?

There is just one factor to say for Rhy:

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Oddly sufficient, the quilt I discovered is AN Unbiased Spouse: 

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That’s a tag line: “Seduced…however by no means tamed.”

Shifting into Mainstream Romance, I picked out the evaluation for The Reef by Nora Roberts ( A ), as a result of I’m all the time fascinated by critiques for Nora’s books.

Romantic Suspense (Paperback Release) THE REEF Nora Roberts Twenty-five-vear-old treasure hunter/diver Matthew Lassiter has always known millionaire treasure hunter Silas VanDyke murdered his father. But neither he nor his uncle Buck has ever been able to prove it. Over the years, Matthew and Buck have tried to keep alive Matthew's father's dream of finding the legendary amulet known as Angelique's Curse. Then they hook up with amateur treasure hunters Ray and Marla Beaumont and their daughter Tate.

This small band of partners friends are overjoyed when they recover the treasure from a wrecked ship. It looks like they'll all be richer than their wildest imaginings, but tragedy and treachery destroy their dreams. First, Buck loses his leg in a shark attack. While the team is coping with this emergency, their treasure is stolen by the evil VanDyke. Broke and disheartened, the partnership is dissolved, as well as the burgeoning love between Tate and Matthew: Eight vears later, marine archaeologist Tate suddenly gets word from her father that he may have finally found the clues that will lead them to Angelique's Curse. Tate is none too happy to discover that her father has already enlisted Matthew's and Buck's help in the hunt. In deciding to proceed with their quest. they all know that it will result in a potentially deadly showdown with Silas VanDyke. The can only hope the outcome will be different this time. Relationships are the key to this exciting and exotic adventure tale. Ms. Roberts uses all her consummate skill as a storyteller to make you root and care deeply for this small band of adventurers. Marvelous as always.

“Marvelous as all the time.”

Additionally – they gave Debbie Macomber 1 star on this situation!

Alison picked A Veiled Journey by Nell Brien ( A ). Once more, many yikes, many bikes in right here.

Contemporary A VEILED JOURNEY Nell Brien Mira **** Liz Ryan has grown up in a loving and supportive home where she knew she was loved. She attains her dream of being a surgeon. One night, a chance meeting with an Arabian prince changes all that. Immediately attracted to the beautiful doctor. Prince Abdullah is willing to pull whatever strings were necessary. Even if that means pulling her away from her home Through a friend of the family, the Prince stirs up a hornets' nest as Liz discovers the truth of her birth. The daughter of a 13-year-old Saudi Arabian concubine, Liz's mother gave her up to save her life. Now Liz feels drawn to the country of her birth, longing to find the mother she never knew. What Liz finds on her journey is a country with laws she cannot begin to understand. She also discovers a burden to help these women and children in any way she can. In the midst of all this, the Prince's attentions increase and Liz finds herself drawn to the man while hating the way of life. Could it be possible to get the man to choose to see things through her eyes? With amazing details, Ms. Brien gives readers a look at a world we cannot even imagine. Her story will draw you in as you see the difficult life in a land clinging to centuries-old tradition.

FOUR. STARS. What.

Veiled journey - footprints in a ripple of sand with a close up of a pair of eyes above the sand

That is an instance of a ebook I’ll fortunately depart in 1999. Good God.

We give this:

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5 YIKES on BIKES.

Amanda needed to speak about Spirit of Love by Rachel Wilson ( A ):

Ghost Romance SPIRIT OF LOVE Rachel Wilson Jove Georgina Witherspoon enthusiastically travels from New York to the New Mexico Territory to help care for her elderly grand-mother, Maybelle. It seems that Maybelle has been seeing ghosts; one in particular, Devlin O'Rourke. Georgina's arrival is punctuated by a bank robbery, stopped by Sheriff Ash Barrett while he's escorting Georgina to the ranch. After his wife's betrayal. Ash is wary of women, especially beautiful women like Georgina. But meeting her stirs feelings in him he thought were long buried. Georgina discovers her grandmother is a sour old woman, while her Aunt Venice is wonderful, teaching her what she needs to know to survive in the harsh territory, but not how to handle the ghost of Devlin O'Rourke.

Devlin appears to Georgina and explains that he cannot cross over until Maybelle forgives him for never telling her he loved her. He continues to haunt the family until she believes him. Complicating the budding romance between Ash and Georgina is the arrival of Georgina's fiancé and her grandmother's words of warning: never trust a man who won't say "I love you." Heeding her grandmother, more ghostlv intervention is required to bring Ash and Georgina together. Although there is never any doubt that Ash and Georgina will find happiness or that Devlin will find peace, this charming tale will entertain you for a solid evening despite its predictable plot.

The quilt led to a couple discoveries:

A white man in a vest and star stands in a desert landscape with a hanging scaffold and some wagon wheels behind him but he has no legs below the knees. there's also a gun pointed at his dick.

I notice this isn’t a big picture, however have a look at his crotch.

A close up of the man showing the gun stuck in his pants with the barrel pointed at his dick.

THE GUN. THE GUN is pointed AT HIS PENIS.

He’s going to shoot his ween clear off. What occurs if he pops a boner unexpectedly? We’re fairly sure that this isn’t an individual who has the protection on, based mostly on the place he tucked his pistol. Good grief.

Shifting on to Mainstream E-Ebook Evaluations, and so they had been all organized by writer, with headings that included the value for downloads and disks. Did you purchase ebooks on disk?

Amanda picked out As soon as Upon a Secret by Catherine Andorka ( A ), and the evaluation that’s replete with “not like different women authors” vitality:

This genre is filled with tales of cowboys and love gone wrong. It's nice to see an author have the courage to write a non-stereotypical romance, as does Catherine Andorka with ONCE UPON A SECRET (4). Chiropractor Tori Glenn has her hands full running a practice and raising her teenage brother, Kevin. It is through Kevin that Tori meets rock star Brad Daniels, whom she treats for a hand injury. Although Brad wants her. Tori's focused on getting Kevin the education her parents wanted for him. Furthermore, Brad has a secret that affects other people's lives when Kevin drops out of high school to follow in his footsteps. It's up to Brad to convince not only Kevin but Tori of his belief in education and love.

Thanks to Ms. Andorka for a new breed of romance. Readers note: the love scene is a definite winner.

 

What’s it that makes this ebook “non-stereotypical?” How is that this a “new breed of romance?”

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Alison picked out Falling Star by Karen Weisner ( A ):

HARD SHELL WORD FACTORY www.bardshell.com $5.00 disk, $3.50 dl First off is the sensually sizzling FALLING STAR (4½) by Karen Wiesner. Rori is a stripper who longs to return to classical dance, but her job at Baby Doll's pays the bills. There's no running home to Daddy for the high school "bad girl." Her next door neighbor, Nathan Jovanovich, has been in love with Rori since high school, but felt his attraction undermined his call to the ministry. Now, 11 years later, Nate's a pastor and a widowed father with a reputation to consider. Though spicy, FALLING STAR is tastefully written and the Christianity real. The characters' struggles offer hope to those of us who stumble along the path on life's journey. Karen Wiesner's new book is an electronic gem.

The Christianity is actual? What does that imply?

The quilt can also be an “digital gem:”

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I needed to have a look at Shadow Dancing by Nancy Pinard. There are a LOT of characters on this ebook evaluation:

DISCUS BOOKS www.disc-us.com $4.00 disk, $3.00 dI Seventeen sear old Emma Kate Thornas heads to New York for a ballet career onlv to embark on a journev of self-discovery in SHADOW DANCING (2) bv Nancy Pinard. With three men vying for her attention, Emma Kate must silence the outside voices and look within herself to calm her fears about making it as a professional dancer. She must also deal with her guilt over the death of her baby sister Maura. She gains support from her best friend, Leelee, and two women from her boardinghouse, as well as from her diabetic mother and everything that her grandmother Nonny taught her. Ms. Pinard offers us an interesting com-ing-of-age story about the life of a ballerina.

After which we moved into Thriller, Suspense, and Thrillerwhich was beefy! And completely no query THE MOST FUN. GET READY.

Amanda picked Deathday Occasion by Paula Carter ( A ), and wow, did we exit into a complete realm of tangents:

Amateur Sleuth (Series. Humorous) DEATHDAY PARTY Paula Carter Berkley *** Feather-brained Hillary Scarborough is hired by psychic Cassandra Bean to cater a "birthday party" for Cassandra's late cousin, America Elizabeth. Hillary and her level-headed employee Jane Ferguson travel in a storm to the Bean Manor to plan the event. At the Bean residence the find that Cassandra has died, ostensibly of a heart attack. Lotus Bean insists the birthday party for the long-dead America should take place anyway. Jane wants to escape from what appears to be a nuthouse, but Hillary will not turn down a dollar and accepts the job The only bridge home has been washed out, so the two are forced to take shelter at Bean Manor. Things go from bad to worse. The storm knocks out the phone line. Cassandra's corpse disappears. Another Bean dies rather mysteriously. When phone service is restored, Jane learns from her erstwhile boyfriend, police officer Beau Jackson, that a convict has escaped from the state prison and is believed to be near the Bean home. Jane must use her wits to discover who is behind all the mysterious events. Using the famous plot device of "no way in or out of the manor," Paula Carter creates an extremely funny novel reminiscent of the great screwball comedies of the thirties. Although more inter-

action between Beau and Jane would have been appreciated, this is still a fine wav to discover the joys of humorous mysteries.

Y’all, I’ve to breed this whole evaluation as a result of it’s hilarious:

Newbie Sleuth (Sequence. Humorous)
DEATHDAY PARTY
Paula Carter
Berkley
***
Feather-brained Hillary Scarborough is employed by psvchic Cassandra Bean to cater a “birthday celebration” for Cassandra’s late cousin, America Elizabeth. Hillary and her level-headed worker Jane Ferguson journey in a storm to the Bean Manor to plan the occasion. On the Bean residence the discover that Cassandra has died, ostensibly of a coronary heart assault. Lotus Bean insists the birthday celebration for the long-dead America ought to happen anyway. Jane desires to flee from what seems to be a nuthouse, however Hillary won’t flip down a greenback and accepts the job.

The one bridge dwelling has been washed out, so the 2 are compelled to take shelter at Bean Manor.

Issues go from unhealthy to worse. The storm knocks out the telephone line. Cassandra’s corpse disappears. One other Bean dies fairly mysteriously. When telephone service is restored, Jane learns from her erstwhile boyfriend, police officer Beau Jackson, {that a} convict has escaped from the state jail and is believed to be close to the Bean dwelling. Jane should use her wits to find who’s behind all of the mysterious occasions.

Utilizing the well-known plot gadget of “no means in or out of the manor,” Paula Carter creates a particularly humorous novel paying homage to the nice screwball comedies of the thirties. Though extra inter motion between Beau and Jane would have been appreciated, that is nonetheless a advantageous wav to find the fun of humorous mysteries.

I can not BELIEVE that Grunt was surpassed within the “greatest identify on this situation”  by Lotus Bean, Cassandra Bean, and Beau Jackson.

Deathday party has an illustration of a bureau with a striped wallpaper. The bureau is moved away from the wall to show a secret passage with a cat about to check it out

Is the cat named Garbanzo Bean?

BEAN MANOR. I’m by no means going to cease laughing at Bean Manor.

Alison picked Harvest of Bones by Nancy Means Wright:

Amateur Sleuth (Humorous) HARVEST OF BONES Nancy Means Wright Worldwide **** Middle-aged divorcée Fay Hubbard is trying to start a new life by operating a B&B in Vermont, but nothing is going right. First of all, she's rented a cow to give the place atmosphere, but Dandelion is an extremely stubborn cow and the atmosphere she's creating is not a good one. Then, before she even gets a paying customer, local octogenarian Glenna Flint turns up, freshly escaped from a rest home with the aid of

her niece Hartley Fay doesn't know what's worse, coping with the cow or with the demands of a cantankerous old woman. Finally an actual paying customer-Kevin Crowningshield- turns up, and it looks as though the B&B might just work out after all. Then Gandalf, Fay's greyhound, digs up a body on the farm that might be the corpse of Glenna's long-missing hus-band. Kevin's wife dies under mysterious circumstances, and Far realizes that there may be a murderer loose. Filled with dr wit and colorful characters, HARVEST OF BONES is a most enjovable mystery. Readers will also enjoy watching Fay, who has escaped from a bad marriage, and Glenna, who has escaped from a nursing home. get their zest for living back.

Newbie Sleuth (Humorous)
HARVEST OF BONES
Nancy Means Wright
Worldwide
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Center-aged divorcée Fay Hubbard is making an attempt to begin a brand new life by working a B&B in Vermont, however nothing goes proper. To start with, she’s rented a cow to provide the place environment, however Dandelion is a particularly cussed cow and the environment she’s creating just isn’t an excellent one. Then, earlier than she even will get a paying buyer, native octogenarian Glenna Flint turns up, freshly escaped from a relaxation dwelling with the help of her niece Hartley Fay doesn’t know what’s worse, dealing with the cow or with the calls for of a cantankerous previous lady.

Lastly an precise paying customer-Kevin Crowningshield- turns up, and it appears as if the B&B would possibly simply work out in spite of everything. Then Gandalf, Fay’s greyhound, digs up a physique on the farm that could be the corpse of Glenna’s long-missing hus-band. Kevin’s spouse dies beneath mysterious circumstances, and Far realizes that there could also be a assassin free.
Full of dr wit and colourful characters, HARVEST OF BONES is a most enjovable thriller. Readers will even take pleasure in watching Fay, who has escaped from a nasty marriage, and Glenna, who has escaped from a nursing dwelling. get their zest for dwelling again.

Harvest of bones - a yellow cover with the title, and then a clip art picture of a cow pasted on top of a picture of a farm with a tiny skull near one of the fences.

That’s a really “graphic design is my ardour” cowl proper there.

However cling on, earlier than we transfer on.  To recap, we have now:

  • A rented cow
  • named Dandelion
  • for environment
  • a single paying buyer named Kevin who’s going to avoid wasting the entire B&B
  • and a greyhound named Gandalf!

Unimaginable. Really that is the best part of the entire journal.

I picked A Mortal Bane by legend Roberta Gellis ( A ):

Historical (Romantic) A MORTAL BANE Roberta Gellis Forge oMAN ****½ In 1139. Magdalene la Batarde runs a bawdy house from the Old Priory Guest House, which is under the protection of the Bishop of Winchester. One night, a messenger carrying a papal communication is tricked into visiting the Guest House: still, he likes the prospect of a night there. The next day, when his murdered body is found but the message sack isn't, Magdalene tries to find the message and prepare the girls' alibis. The Bishop of Winchester sends his most trusted man, Sir Bellamy of Itchen. The attraction between Bell and Magdalene is immediate. but both have an investigation to carry out. They find out that the message was of vital importance to England, and that they are not alone in their search for it. The Guest House and their own futures are at stake as Magdalene and Bell strive to find the truth behind the slaying. Roberta Gellis, a queen of historical romance, weaves a magical tapestry of history, murder and passion in A MORIAL BANE. Magdalene's courage and warmth make her a heroine we hope to encounter again.

Sir Bellamy of Itchen!  That will have been a prizewinning character identify if we didn’t have already got Grunt and Lotus Bean.

I do love that the principle character runs a bawdy home and is making an attempt to resolve a homicide and shield the ladies in the home with alibis.

A medieval illustration of a woman opening a door with a come hither look on her face with a man in red garments carrying a satchel

And have a look at the expression on that woman’s face! Do not mess with Magdalene la Batarde!

And in Regency we had MORE CATS!

I picked out The Wily Wastrel by April Kihlstrom ( A ):

April Kihlstrom leads off the October Signets with THE WILY WASTREL (4½). the delicious tale about a young man about town who hides his fascination with machinery behind the guise of a womanizing gambler. But when he accidentally compromises a young lady and is forced to wed, he is both surprised and pleased to discover that his new bride shares his unusual interests. But will she be as understanding when duty to his country takes precedence over the honeymoon she deserves? Ms. Kihlstrom is on quite a roll with this charming. effervescent love story featuring the appealing second Langford brother and his equally splendid heroine.

The cover for The Wily Wastrel features two White folks in Regency garb sitting on a bed talking

NERD ROMANCE! He’s secretly fascinated with equipment – does that imply he too is Obsessive about Boilers?!

Alison picked The Magic Jack o’Lantern by Sandra Heath ( A ), which is a Regency paranormal!

Sandra Heath beguiles us once again with supernaturally enhanced romance in THE MAGIC JACK-0'-LANTERN (4). When an enraged elf goes on a rampage in Bath, only his lovely patron, a wealthy cit's daughter, has a chance of stopping him. But how will she do it without attracting the attention of the haughty gentleman currently renting the suspected villain's Royal Crescent lodgings? Although the diverting brownies tend to overwhelm the romance at times. Ms. Heath finishes up her amusing tale in grand style with a suitably touching resolution

Enraged elf? Diverting brownies?

The quilt copy on-line has much more element:

All hell breaks free when a mischievous brownie follows an exquisite heiress to Bathtub, elevating Cain throughout city, however particularly within the circumscribed lifetime of Sir Dominic Fortune–a personal, not too long ago heartbroken gents who must be satisfied that magic is feasible.

The quilt is one thing:

The cover for Magic JackoLantern features a white couple in Regency garb, and there's a leering lit jack o lantern behind them and something is on fire?! THe heroine is wearing a white gown with a cape and witches hat in red printed with moons and stars.

I don’t know sufficient about witch iconography however had been pointy witch hats a factor within the Regency? (Additionally, that’s 100000% cloth from Joann’s, which you’ll in all probability purchase proper now as a result of it’s already spooky season of their seasonal division.)

And Amanda discovered CATS!

LORD CALDWELL AND THE CAT (3), by Joy Reed. features a handsome. bride-seeking baron who loses his heart to his beautiful cousin, who has just arrived with her mother to take up residence in a small cottage on his country estate. Timing is everything however, and it will take both ingenuity and luck to divest himself of an engagement to a beautiful but frivolous society belle. Although the hero does not always show in the best of lights in his dealings with the heroine, Regency fans will appreciate the lively interplay of Ms. Reed's well-drawn characters.

LORD CALDWELL AND THE CAT (3), by Pleasure Reed encompasses a good-looking, bride-seeking baron who loses his coronary heart to his stunning cousin, who has simply arrived along with her mom to take up residence in a small cottage on his nation property. Timing is all the pieces nevertheless, and it’ll take each ingenuity and luck to divest himself of an engagement to an exquisite however frivolous society belle. Though the hero doesn’t all the time present in the perfect of lights in his dealings with the heroine, Regency followers will respect the vigorous interaction of Ms. Reed’s well-drawn characters.

The evaluation appears to suggest cats, however the cowl confirms it:

Two white folks in regency garb sit on a bench with an orange cat poorly photoshopped onto her lap. her feet are very weirdly twisted together.

Setting apart the unusual place of her toes, that cat just isn’t truly on her lap. What a bizarre photoshop!

How is the cat not talked about within the evaluation? We’re HERE for Regency cat romances!

And that’s all the critiques for this situation! We’re going to go hang around with Dandelion the cow and Grunt, presumably in Bean Manor.

Our subsequent episode will look at the ads and options on this situation, and that’ll air on August 23. A few of them are a LOT of enjoyable.

And bear in mind, in the event you be a part of the Patreon, you’ll get entry to the complete situation as a PDF.

What do you assume?

Do you bear in mind the place you had been in October 1999? Do you bear in mind any of those books?

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